Spaghetti who wants to hear about my day

I’m sick to death of hearing about bloody Oasis. They played in Manchester? Mint. Why am I hearing about it on every platform going? Why have there been Oasis pop ups all over the place in Manchester for 2 weeks? Why on Earth is this some sort of big thing that everyone is banging on about?

If you are chatting about Oasis and how wonderfully brilliant it is that they’re playing gigs again, just know I count you as a foe, and I desperately would rather hear about literally anything else.

I’m hot and bothered, and remain indifferent to both the existence of Oasis, and the fact they are back on the scene.

Stay musically irritated Hoopsters.

Spaghetti Hoops out.