Blog, it’s been a while. How I’ve missed you so. Allow me to tell you a little story about my evening. I am sat doing my gym training plan for the next few weeks. It’s Wholetime Firefighter recruitment in the summer so of course training has to amp up. Apparently the training plan I’m currently…

Hoopsters, strap in. We’ve got another outlandish one today x So I’m on the sofa with a coffee and 3 Aldi’s own breakfast biscuits and I got to thinking… if I were a man, what would I be like? To me, I imagine I would be an absolutely stacked Ibiza final boss man who lives…

What the hell is a Labubu and why do I come across their existence at least once a day. I don’t want to read about a Dubai chocolate Labubu that’s “so squirt” or whatever the kids are saying these days. Kill them with fire this is another example of nonsense spreading like wildfire through social…

Mad to think that’s Ariana Grande innit

This morning I texted one of my dear friends, Mike, whom I haven’t seen in some time. Mike and I used to work together and communicate sporadically, but we always text in the same way we used to email and it makes me giggle a lot. I wanted to share the text I sent him…

I’ve just seen a clip from the day time television show “Loose women”. I’ll keep it brief Hoopsters, I’ve never seen such an unfunny nor uninteresting programme in my entire life. Firstly, it’s just a group of elderly women who really should be at a garden centre or catching up over lunch without it being…

Hoopsters, it’s been a while. I invite you to strap in as I tell you my newest train of thought which, obnoxiously, I assume everyone is dying to hear. I have recently heard that within the next few weeks I should achieve my goal of becoming a firefighter. Splendid stuff, it’s bloody hard work and…

I’m sick to death of hearing about bloody Oasis. They played in Manchester? Mint. Why am I hearing about it on every platform going? Why have there been Oasis pop ups all over the place in Manchester for 2 weeks? Why on Earth is this some sort of big thing that everyone is banging on…

Blog, I come to you today with a new gripe. One which I don’t feel is discussed often enough, but has just irritated me to no end. I’ll paint a picture: my mother received a puzzle for Christmas of which she felt she had no use for. I, a 21 year old reprobate with very…

Walked into work this morning, tired from yesterday. For context, I finished my 14 hour shift at 2am and was back in at 11am 😍 what a dream hospitality is. Nevertheless, I walked in ready to start my day, feeling pretty positive on the whole. I was greeted by my fellow bartender who said: “wow…