Spaghetti who wants to hear about my day

Blog, it’s been a while. How I’ve missed you so. Allow me to tell you a little story about my evening.

I am sat doing my gym training plan for the next few weeks. It’s Wholetime Firefighter recruitment in the summer so of course training has to amp up. Apparently the training plan I’m currently on is referred to as a “bro split”. Sounds about right.

Anyway, as I scroll through endless workouts that I’ve saved and continue curating my master plan to get hench and invincible, a voice comes to me. It tells me to listen to Mitski.

As if the picture I’ve just painted for you isn’t sad enough. Sat alone at 8pm on a Tuesday creating gym plans, now I must torture myself with the saddest music known to man.

I defy the voice and instead decided to turn to my blog for comfort. I know that Mitski won’t help me through my bro split.

Not this time Mitski, I’m a winning dog.

Stay hench Hoopsters.

Spaghetti Hoops out.