Spaghetti who wants to hear about my day

Does what it says on the tin

Hoopsters, it’s been a while. I invite you to strap in as I tell you my newest train of thought which, obnoxiously, I assume everyone is dying to hear.

I have recently heard that within the next few weeks I should achieve my goal of becoming a firefighter. Splendid stuff, it’s bloody hard work and I’m thrilled.

That said, I would like a form of secondary employment so I can keep up my diverse skillset and get the money rolling in so I can pay for my very expensive wife to have everything she could ever want.

Do we think I could be a bouncer?

Now you may laugh at this suggestion, but I think I could be excellent at it. Do I like confrontation? No. Would I feel confident breaking up a fight? No. Am I good with sick, drugs, excessive drinking, or violence? No. HOWEVER, I do like being in the fresh air and I do like chatting to people. So maybe it could be the perfect tonic.

Stay bouncin’ Hoopsters.

Spaghetti Hoops out.

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