Spaghetti who wants to hear about my day

Hoopsters, strap in. We’ve got another outlandish one today x

So I’m on the sofa with a coffee and 3 Aldi’s own breakfast biscuits and I got to thinking… if I were a man, what would I be like?

To me, I imagine I would be an absolutely stacked Ibiza final boss man who lives in a new build, drives a BMW with an upgraded exhaust, has a French bulldog, and a Mrs I ignore and slag off at the pub.

Alas, I fear the world would imagine me to be a miniature version of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Still, like dust, I rise. I am in control of my own destiny. And when the gates of heaven welcome me in, my soul will live on as Jack from the pub.

Stay manly Hoopsters.

Spaghetti Hoops out.