I feel like we as a society moved on too quickly from the phrase “gets on my tits”. Tonight my viewing pleasure was old episodes of Wife Swap UK, first aired across the UK in what I assume to be the early 2000’s. There’s a treasure trove of lost fashion and phrases, but the one…

It’s another Friday at the bar and I am, of course, working. I made a blasé comment to my manager about wishing I had a Friday off, to which she responded: “well at least you can’t be in a quandary over your love life if you’re working”. Hells bells, I would never dream of having…

I am officially hiring for the role of Daddy Warbucks in the hit musical Annie. Auditions will be held at my house and are open exclusively to really good looking rich people. Definitely for a stage show I promise guys haha…. tell your friends xx Stay financed Hoopsters. Spaghetti Hoops out.

Sometimes I wonder if I could ever love a woman as much as I love Tzatziki. Because I love Tzatziki a lot and it’s difficult to say whether I could apply that same love to a real world relationship. Stay dippy Hoopsters. Spaghetti Hoops out.

Just seen an online post of a girl saying “no pre workout, just the thought of being butterz in beefa”. I assume this to mean that her gym motivation is not looking bad in Ibiza. But I must say, Bloody Nora, we are butchering the English Language. When I studied English at A level they…

I truly have no idea why society now have the desire to put robots into every aspect of life. When it’s to aid in human activity, e.g my grandma and grandad’s electric salt and pepper grinder, absolutely bring it on, I praise the minds that create these things. But engineering pieces of metal to run…

Hoopsters…. today we struck gold. As I sat in the sunshine on the sofa in my mums living room, I suddenly had the insatiable urge to visit Next. Strange, I know, as I’m in my early 20’s and have not a penny to my name. Yet there I was, sat dreaming of the overpriced goodies…

Sometimes when I think of my future and the type of person I’ll end up with, I like to imagine they will have the same characteristics as Lisa Rinna. When Kim Richards insinuated there was something amiss with Lisa’s husband Harry Hamlin, did Lisa Rinna take it lying down? Nay. She refuted the rumours, smashed…

Following my informative and pleasant experience at the post office last time, I decided to venture over once more. This time… to deposit my cash 🤑 My goodness what a quick and easy experience. Weather was once again nice, but more trousers and t shirt vibes. After I finished at the post office, I went…

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